Tuesday, February 14

Happy V-Day

If you have a sweetheart, whatever you do don't buy them Strawberry Hershey Kisses. They smell horrible and taste worse. We had a basket of candy delivered to the office which included these strawberry things and the smell is overwhelming. Good grief, I can hardly smell with my sinus issues and it is still this bad?

This is just a warning, a piece of friendly valentine advice, stay AWAY from these candies. The smell totally reminds me of the strawberries and cream air freshener spray that was in the bathroom of my sophomore year dorm that I shared with 5 other people. Any candy that reminds you of poo should be banned, gross.

Even grosser, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Word on the street is they are no longer. Maybe he gave her some of that crappy candy or wait maybe she finally realized she is dating a crazy freak. That seems more like it to me.

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